10 Hilarious Vegan Humor Jokes and Memes

Oh em gee, get ready to laugh your plants off! 🌱😂 I’ve rounded up the most hilarious vegan jokes and memes that’ll have you snorting kale out your nose. As a fellow vegan who’s been in this game for years, I know we need to keep our sense of humor about all the crazy stuff we deal with. So I scoured the internet (and my own twisted mind) to bring you the cream of the crop – err, I mean the cashew cream of the crop. Let’s dive in and get our giggles on!

1. The Protein Interrogation

You know the drill – you mention you’re vegan and suddenly everyone becomes a nutrition expert. “But where do you get your protein?!” they gasp, clutching their pearls.

I saw this meme that perfectly captures it: A vegan sitting calmly at a table while 10 people crowd around yelling “PROTEIN! PROTEIN!” It’s like, chill people, I’m not withering away into a pile of spinach leaves over here.

Pro tip: Next time someone asks, just flex your muscles and say “From these guns, baby!” Works every time.

2. The Avocado Addiction

Okay, I’ll admit it – we vegans do have a slight obsession with avocados. But can you blame us? They’re creamy, delicious, and packed with healthy fats.

There’s this meme of Oprah pointing to the audience saying “You get an avocado! And YOU get an avocado!” That’s basically me at every potluck.

My friends know not to invite me over unless they have at least 3 ripe avocados on hand. It’s not an addiction, I can stop anytime I want…right after this guacamole.

3. The Vegan Police

Ever had that moment of panic when you accidentally eat something non-vegan? Cue the Vegan Police!

There’s a hilarious scene in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World where the Vegan Police dramatically bust in to strip a character of their “vegan powers” for eating gelato.

I may or may not have a Vegan Police badge that I whip out when my friends are tempted by cheese. “Stop right there, criminal scum!”

4. The Carnivore’s Nightmare

Picture this: A plate piled high with colorful veggies, grains, and legumes. Caption: “A carnivore’s worst nightmare – a balanced meal.”

I once showed this to my meat-loving brother and I swear he hissed like a vampire seeing garlic. Sorry bro, sometimes the truth hurts (but leafy greens don’t!).

5. The Plant-Based Pick-Up Line

Who says vegans can’t be smooth? Check out this cheesy (dairy-free of course) pick-up line:

“Are you a carrot? Because you’re the only snack I see!”

I may or may not have used this at a vegan speed dating event. Let’s just say it works about as well as you’d expect. But hey, at least it’s a good ice breaker!

6. The Tofu Transformer

Ever seen that meme of Oprah transforming into a block of tofu? It’s captioned “This isn’t even my final form!”

As someone who’s tried every tofu preparation known to mankind, I feel this on a spiritual level. Scrambled, grilled, baked, fried – tofu is the shape-shifting superhero of the vegan world.

Pro tip: If you haven’t tried tofu jerky yet, you’re missing out on tofu’s ultimate final form.

7. The Veggie Pun Master

Okay, I’ll confess – I’m a sucker for a good (or terrible) veggie pun. Here’s one of my favorites:

“What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”

I know, I know, it’s bad. But admit it, you giggled a little. I’ve got a whole arsenal of these bad boys for my next vegan potluck. Lettuce celebrate good thymes!

8. The Vegan Gains

Ever seen that meme of a jacked gorilla with the caption “I’m vegan btw”? It’s the perfect comeback for all those protein worriers out there.

Fun fact: Gorillas are herbivores and they could bench press a car. So next time someone questions your vegan gains, just point to our primate cousins.

I may or may not have this printed out and hung in my home gym for motivation.

9. The Accidental Vegan

You know those moments when non-vegans realize they’ve been eating vegan food without knowing it? There’s a great meme of the shocked Pikachu face with the caption “When you find out Oreos are vegan.”

I love dropping this bomb on my unsuspecting friends. “Oh, you love those chips? Guess what – they’re vegan!” Watch their minds explode in real-time.

10. The Vegan Vampire

Last but not least, we have the vegan vampire dilemma. There’s a hilarious comic strip of a vampire looking dejected, saying “Being a vegan vampire sucks… and not in a good way.”

As someone who’s dressed up as a vegan vampire for Halloween (complete with a cape made of kale), I can relate. It’s not easy being green AND undead.

Pro tip: Beet juice makes an excellent fake blood substitute. You’re welcome, fellow vegan Halloween enthusiasts.

Whew! We made it through without dying of laughter (or protein deficiency). Remember, being vegan is awesome, but it’s important to keep our sense of humor about it all.

Next time someone gives you a hard time about your vegan lifestyle, hit ’em with one of these jokes. If they don’t laugh, well… they’re probably just hangry. Offer them a carrot stick and move on with your bad vegan self!

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go hug my emotional support avocado. Stay silly, my plant-based pals! 🥑💚